One day I will invent an electric eraser
A wind up shaver and a clock that runs on air
 
I would also like to see
A radio that runs as well as walks
And a steam iron for doing socks
A roll up tie for my shirt
And a new wristwatch that talks
 
Another good invention
Was brought to my attention
To have electric crutches for the lame
A teeter tooter that runs on oil
A wooden windowpane
And a swing that only goes one way
 
But before I die, the apple of my eye
A glass toilet bowl with a chrome seat
It will get a lot of attention
Not to even mention
The tendency to always keep it flushed
 
Wayne Anthony Sturgeon